Dear asshole who flicked a still-lit cigarette out the window,
Hi. First - Newsflash. Our entire state is literally on fire. Here is a helpful map to demonstrate:
Second, that's litter. Judging from your license plate, you reside in the great state of Texas. You are also a fan of the Ohio State Buckeyes, but that is a whole different problem. How could you consciously mess with Texas? Jerk.
And finally, you still smoke? It's 2011, medical research called. Get with the program, jackass. No one smokes anymore. Enjoy emphysema.
Love,
Concerned Citizen / SM
0 comments:
Post a Comment