Yesterday was my first day back at the big girl job. I woke up, made my pumpkin spice latte (shout out Keurig) and checked Perez Hilton. Pretty standard morning procedure. To my shock and horror - KIM KARDASHIAN IS GETTING DIVORCED?! Oh, the humanity!
- amateur "paint" skills ftw!
Um, yeah right. I hate that dumbass show. You couldn't pay me money to sit down and watch that sham of a wedding special. FOUR HOURS. Over two nights! Unbelievable! The real joke is on us, the public, though. Those idiots are a billion dollar empire - burning $100 bills to keep their fireplaces going, soaking in gold tubs, etc. Personally, I'm offended. Why didn't my mom tell me to graduate high school (maybe?) and make a sex tape!? I'd be so rich and famous!
Because we live in a "Teen Mom" and "I Didn't know I was Pregnant" society, Kim Kardashian made 18 million bucks for the rights to her wedding. How absolutely embarrassing for our country/generation. Being the politics enthusiast I am, I immediately think "do you know what 18 million could have done for our national deficit?!" Maybe we need Kris Jenner, mom of the century, in the White House. I digress.
I find it troubling that Kim's joke of a wedding to Kris Humphries lasted shorter than the murder trial of OJ Simpson, where her father was famously a defense attorney. Does anyone ACTUALLY believe this wedding was for real?
Can we blame Ray J for the demise of Kim Kardashian's most recent wedding? Somehow, everything's got to be his fault. I mean - did you see HIS show?
SM
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